Self Identity: speedo protocol

Four long hours on the Long Island Expressway.  I am doing a family jailbreak under the guise of meeting the plumber at our house. 

Self Identity: speedo protocol

Four long hours on the Long Island Expressway.  I am doing a family jailbreak under the guise of meeting the plumber at our house. 

Life’s Mysteries explained in the context of Guacamole

I’m not sure  if art imitates life or life imitates art but I’m certain that a quick lunch at Chipotle can teach you everything you need to know about human behavior.  

Life’s Mysteries explained in the context of Guacamole

I’m not sure  if art imitates life or life imitates art but I’m certain that a quick lunch at Chipotle can teach you everything you need to know about human behavior.  

A Few Good LiesMy wife just found wrappers from her favorite imported Australian candy hidden deep in Thing 1’s…View Post

A Few Good Lies

My wife just found wrappers from her favorite imported Australian candy hidden deep in Thing 1’s…

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Four Ways to Avoid the FluThere are many things I’m not at all concerned about.  Identity Theftfor example…not really…View Post

Four Ways to Avoid the Flu

There are many things I’m not at all concerned about.  Identity Theftfor example…not really…

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How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

My hands are frozen and numb as I try to unscrew the hose from the nozzle on a brisk 10 degree…View Post

How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

My hands are frozen and numb as I try to unscrew the hose from the nozzle on a brisk 10 degree…

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Nanny Road KillThe new nanny just got here today.  I walk in and Thing 1 is writing down a list of  her fallen…View Post

Nanny Road Kill

The new nanny just got here today.  I walk in and Thing 1 is writing down a list of  her fallen…

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Citibike MikeI finally got a Citibike pass and now the urban landscape is rolling past me at average speeds of…View Post

Citibike Mike

I finally got a Citibike pass and now the urban landscape is rolling past me at average speeds of…

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A Whale Tale
Early morning in Punta Mita Mexico. The sun is rising over the hills of Puerto Vallarta in the…View Post

A Whale Tale

Early morning in Punta Mita Mexico. The sun is rising over the hills of Puerto Vallarta in the…

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Off The Rails Whoever said rail travel is romantic must be used to spending Valentine’s Day picking out toe jam…View Post

Off The Rails

 Whoever said rail travel is romantic must be used to spending Valentine’s Day picking out toe jam…

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How to dismantle a snowman